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The first bite of the apple made Eve smart
  the second bite taught her how to break men's hearts
  The third bite taught her how to strut her stuff
  but she never got to the fourth bite
  that says "Enough is enough"
  Enough is enough, baby, I've had enough of you
  you can keep your dresses, you can keep your jewels
  You can keep the color TV, those soaps just make me sick
  all I'm asking you leave me is my little red joystick
  My red joystick, my red joystick
  all I'm asking you leave me is my little red joystick
  My red joystick, my red joystick
  all I'm asking you leave me is my little red joystick
  Eve kissed Able, that's how he got murdered by Cain
  Abraham gave up his son, to keep his wife away
  And even the Lord Almighty
  speaking from the trenches to the pits
  spoke for all of mankind, when he said
  Take the Porsche, take the kids
  take the stocks, baby, take the rugs
  Take those roses from my poor heart wilting
  but, please, please, hey, please, leave me my red joystick
  Leave me my red joystick, leave me my red joystick
  Leave me my red joystick
  Eve drank apple cider, Eve brewed good apple wine
  Eve cooked up stewed apples, knew how to have a good time
  She came into the bedroom, raised her skirts up high
  she said, "If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, baby
  give me a piece before I die"
  Hey, Eve take a bite of my apple
  I know you think you're pretty slick
  the one thing I ask you to leave me is my red joystick
  My red joystick, ooohhh, my red joystick
  all I'm asking you leave me is my little red joystick
  My red joystick, baby, my red joystick
  all I'm asking you leave me is my little red joystick
  My red joystick
  hey ..., my red joystick
  Ooohhh, red joystick
  please, leave me my red joystick
  ... red joystick
  please, leave me my red joystick
  My red joystick
  ...
  (My red joystick, my red joystick)