Upper Middle Class White Trash

(Verse 1)
I just got off, work at 5, drivin' that 'ol van I drive, overalls, and dirty boots, but Uncle Bill needed a funeral suit, so when I walked in that fancy store, they looked at me like I was poor, but a wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir, it went from "don't take checks" to "right away yes sir"

(Chorus)
Upper middle class white trash, my pockets can't hold all my cash, cause one day I stopped to pee, got some gas and won the lottery, now I've invested in my neighborhood, my friends and family, there all livin pretty good, a trailer park full of Cadillac's, an upper middle class white trash

(Verse 2)
I got my home-boy Chris, a brand new shop, for all those cars on cinder blocks, and cousin Charlie thinks it's cool to keep a large mouth bass in his new swimmin' pool, I had a birth day party for mama last night, in her ninety and a half foot triple wide, you ain't seen nothin' if you ain't seen NASCAR on a sixty inch plasma screen!

(Chorus)
Upper middle class white trash, my pockets can't hold all my cash, cause one day I stopped to pee, got some gas and won the lottery, now I've invested in my neighborhood, my friends and family, there all livin pretty good, a trailer park full of Cadillac's, an upper middle class white trash

(Bridge)
Buyin' chicken wings buy the buckets, we can't eat 'em all so we just say chuck it, all the miller light you can handle, a hundred and fifty seven movie channels...

(Chorus)
Upper middle class white trash, our pockets can't hold all our cash, cause one day I stopped to pee, got some gas and won the lottery, now I've invested in my neighborhood, my friends and family, there all livin pretty good, a trailer park full of Cadillac's, an upper middle class white trash

So pop a top, sit back and relax all you upper middle class white trash!