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The turn out tonight is weak
the crowd is looking meager
only 40 to 50 in the flock
but 3 more beers and i'm playin' woodstock
and you can probably see that we're not all that tight
a couple more drinks will alter your sight
that does not mean fight
i'm not saying i have to be drunk
but tequila shots make it more fun
i'm havin' fun
(chorus)
oh, beer goggles
i love to put them on
next to eachother at the bar
she's thinkin' he's the one
i'm thinkin' where's my car
she thinks i look good
obviously she didn't smell that fart
"oh, what kind of cologne is that you're wearing?"
hey man, it's a start
"hi, my name's barbie"
"my name's ken"
the perfect couple 'cause we're drunk in the head
i'm drunk again
(repeat chorus)
and one size fits all!!!