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Every eleven minutes, across the USA
a man is a victim of c*ck Blocking
This action usually results in broken friendships
The following, is an example..
Kool Aiyyo Jinx
Jinx Hey whassup G?
Kool This girl'll be here in a minute
Jinx Uh-huh
Kool The b*tch got a nice ass, and I'm tryin to get in it
Jinx Cool, that's alright, but why you tellin me this s**t?
Kool To make sure you don't mind
Jinx Uh-huh
Kool chillin out while I hit it
Jinx Naww nigg*, I'll just turn on the TV set
Jinx Get paid, hit the skins, get some p*ssy, get your d*ck wet
Kool Alright bet, because my d*ck is hard as hell
*ding dong ding dong*
Kool The b*tch is ringin on my bell
Opened the door, "Whassup baby? Yo come on in
Here, take a seat, I'll introduce you to my friend"
Now everything is going according to plan
"Yo Jinx this is Debbie, Debbie this is Jinx my man" (Whassup baby?)
I went to the closet, hung up her coat, put up her hat
"Yo Jinx,""Whassup?"
"Later nigg*, I'm goin to the back""See ya!"
I took her to the back, closed the doors and I paused..
.. I'm gonna get some drawers
So we laid on the bed and I just smiled
Because I'm dreamin about fkin her doggystyle
So I'm thinkin bout some hits that I can slip her
*zipper sound* fck it, I'll just pull down her zipper
Feelin her ass, and d*mn the s**t is soft
"Aiyyo baby, why don't you take your shirt and pants off?"
I got the wh*re ready to let a nigg* score
*knocking* Yo who the fcK is at my door?
*knocking* Now she's annoyed, and boy I got some luck
I cracked the door, "Yo Jinx, what the fcK is up?"
"Aiyyo G man, I just, y'know, I wanna get some water and s**t
You know I'm kind of thirsty knahmsayin homey? Heh heh"
"What water nigg*? Go 'head, go and get it""Aight"
"Now leave me the fk alone so I can hit it""Aight thanks man"
So then I slammed the door shut *door slams*
I turned around this b*tch is pullin her pants back on her butt
Nah chill, yo he ain't comin back no more
I pulled her pants back down and threw em on the floor *whoosh*
I'm tryin to convince her but the s**t didn't work
So now I'm here playin tug-of-war with her shirt *rips* (oops)
Yeah don't worry, that same s**t won't happen twice
*knocking* "Aiyyo G man, where's the ice??"
s**t, didn't even get my jock in
*knocking* Cause like Jinx is c*ck Blocking
"Now you know this just don't make NO kind of sense"
"Blockin my c*ck, like a god d*mn ??"
"And for the life of me, I didn't know why.."
"Blockin my c*ck, like a god d*mn ??"
Kool G. Rap
Thinkin of a b*tch I could be hittin, for no salary
So I called Valerie, found out the b*tch was babysittin
The baby's parents went to Europe; and I could see her now
suckin my d*ck and l*ckin my nut like it was maple syrup
She said, "Come over I'm alone"
And I was knockin at the door before the b*tch hung up the phone
"Hey whassup baby? You know I miss you""Whassup?"
Yeah that's some s**t you gotta say to get your d*ck into the p*ssy tissue
Went in the house and had a seat
The little boy put fifty motherfkin toys by my feet
Smashin up my ankles with Tonka jeeps
I wish this little motherfker'd take his as* to sleep
Now my leg got crazy scratches
I said, "Here, you wanna play?" I gave his as* a book of matches (Hey!)
I couldn't even get a rap
Without this little motherfker jumpin his as* into my b*tch's lap
I started rubbin on her curves
But I'm mad because this little brat is gettin on my nerves
I pulled the b*tch up by her hair"What's the matter baby?"
"Aiyyo, whydon'tcha get rid of little man?""Alright baby"
She took me to a room that was dark"Hey, come in here"
I was undressin on the way to get a head start
And then I let the door shut
Lifted up her skirt and started feelin on the wh*re's butt
Suckin on her t*ts like candy
Five minutes later had her comin in her panties
Now she's ready for the d*ck
"Yo you ready b*tch?" (mmm-hmm) "Well first, take a lick!"
Down on her knees is where she dropped
Suckin on and suckin on and suckin on my c*ck
Bust that nut, that's what I'm hopin
Then yo, all of a sudden, the door flew wide open
What the hell is this about? *child crying*
She jumped up in a flash and took my d*ck out of her mouth
Yeah, the little nigg*'s throwin a fit
Talkin about he's hungry and s**t
"Wait a minute baby, let me get up so I can feed him"
But I felt like takin off my belt and beat him
He already gave my leg a cut
Now the little b*stard is fkin up my nut
She, didn't even get the lead off
So I picked up one of his Ninja Turtle dolls and pulled the head off
(Hey whatchu doin?) Yeah motherfker now we even
Forty-five minute passed, the b*tch ain't back, fkit I'm leavin
I got dressed, and put my hat back on my head (Hey!)
"Later b*tch,""No wait baby"
"Drop dead!""What??"
"And by the way, thanks a lot and uhh..
fk you and that little nigg* for c*ck Blockin!"
"Now you know this just don't make NO kind of sense"
"Blockin my c*ck, like a god d*mn ??"
"And for the life of me, I didn't know why.."
"Blockin my c*ck, like a god d*mn ??"
Kool G. Rap
So all you with the helmets and shoulderpads
stay the fcK away from me, word up
The next time you wanna block nigg*
try out for the Jets baby, word up
Yo, that nigg* Polo's c*ck Blockin like a motherfker
That nigg* Jinx is c*ck Blockin
My dancers are straight up roadblocks n s**t
That nigg* Bill Blass has been c*ck Blockin all his life
And that nigg* Eric B.'s c*ck Blockin