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Well hello everybody,
Welcome to MDA, thats Mountain Dew Anonymous, for those who have abuse problems with mountain dew. We have a new member today his name is KJ-52.
KJ why dont you introduce yourself (Hi KJ).
My Name is KJ-52 and Im addicted to Mountain dew.
Tell the people a little bit about what happened.
Ohh what am I gonna do,
Im addicted to mountain Dew,
When I drink just one to two
These people say whats wrong with you man?
I start acting like fool,
from all the caffeine and the sugar too.
Im feeling like I aint got a clue.
And its just what Im gonna say to you,
(Chorus)
Uh gimme dat Mountain Dew,
Uh gimme dat Mountain Dew,
Uh gimme dat Mountain Dew,
I aint playin with you,
You better gimme my Mountain dew!
(Repeat)
Well KJ I know that must be tough to talk about (it is, its hard)
But part of recovery is talking about how it starts,
Explain how this started.
Well it started while I was on tour,
I had to stay awake, I went to the store
Then I loaded up and I bought like four
And I just kept taking more and more
All of a sudden it happened to me,
Just for some reason I couldnt fall asleep.
Maybe it was the sugar and the caffeine
Not sure, but I started to scream
(Repeat Chorus)
Well KJ I know that was painful to talk about, (it was painful, Im sorry)
But you know you can over come this addiction.
(I can?)
You just have to admit that you have a problem.
Ive got a problem I just cant help it,
Somebody help I think Im addicted,
Every day I gotta just have it,
I cant help it its just a habit,
Ive got a problem, I get it
Im an addict Ill admit it
And I promise Im gonna quit it
Hey, that Mountain Dew over there, anybody gonna finish it?
KJ you need to put the mountain dew down, (couz Im sayin if you aint gonna finish it)
KJ I, you need, back away from the Mountain Dew (Ill, Ill take it)
KJ BACK AWAY FROM THE MOUNTAIN DEW NOW, MAN I AINT PLAYIN WITH YOU, MAN!! (all right)
(repeat chorus)
Sorry I dont now what came over me,
Uh, sorry
You didnt have to hit me.