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I was quiet as a mouse
when i snuck into your house
and took roofies with your spouse
in a nit and out a louse
and lice are lousy all the time
they suck your blood drink your wine
say shut up and quit your crying
give it time and youll be fine
youre so nice and youre so smart
youre such a good friend i hafta break your heart
tell you that i love you then ill tear your world apart
just pretend i didnt tear your world apart
i like boys with strong convictions
and convicts with perfect diction
underdogs with good intentions
amputees with stamp collections
plywood skinboards ride the ocean
salty noses suntan lotion
always seriously joking
and rambunctiously soft-spoken
i like boys that like their mothers
and i have a thing for brothers
but they always wait til were under the covers
to say im sure glad were not lovers
youre so nice and youre so smart
youre such a good friend i hafta break your heart
tell you that i love you then ill tear your world apart
just pretend i didnt tear your world apart
i like my new bunnysuit
i like my new bunnysuit
i like my new bunnysuit
when i wear it i feel cute