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Cruisin' thru town in my jacked up truck
eyes open cuz I'm scopin' for a big b*tt sl*t
One that I can take straight back to my house
and have her suck my d*ck and put my balls in her mouth
Now get, get with it looked across the street
I seen a slimmy in a skirt boppin to the beat
So I capped up my 40 threw it under the seat
rolled up on the freak and I started to speak
But before I sould talk she go grabbed my d*ck
licked her lips and started talkin that p*rno s**t
She said look here I know you're Kid Rock
then whispered in my ear "I wanna sw*llow your c*ck"
Well blow me up and then blow me down
cuz I think i just found the biggest freak in town
And now I can't wait to get her back to my house
set her on her knees and put my balls in her mouth
(Chorus) Balls in your mouth
balls in your mouth; "U want my balls in your mouth"
Back to my crib with no delay
big grin on my grill and not much to say
Except her yo b*tch how's about
I drop my my drawers and put my balls in your mouth
Next the cutie started rubbin my back
then she put a finger right between my booty crack
So I grabbed her wrist quick and said hold up sl*t
"Ain't nobody stickin mothin in my butt"
Now right then I knew I had a ho and a half
and all I could do is sit back and laugh
Stare at teh sieling thinking about
this chick I just met's got my balls in her mouth
(Chorus) Balls in your mouth
balls in your mouth; "U want my balls in your mouth"
After I busted my nuts I drove her to the cut
she said "I hope you don't think that I'm a big sl*t,
And please don't tell anyone what we've been thru"
Next day I told the whole fkin crew
Spread the news thru the whole d*mn town
and to the chick it musta got back around
So I told the ho sorry and tried to make amends
but she tried to front me in front of my friends
Runnin off at the lip talking all that s**t
that I'm a b*tch I'm a pr*ck and that I got a small d*ck (prolly does hav a small d*ck)
I just waited till she walked away to shout(kid rocks a fkin p*ssy! cant even say it to her face)
"fk you b*tch, u had my balls in your mouth!