Epic Pop Song Tutorial

Pharrel:
Pharrel Intro
First off
Start with an 808 drum
Pounding their brains into submission
Taylor:
Paying for a live drummer is dumb
Now you've recived 808-101
Justin:
Remember to come off
Rebellious and damaged
But not so much that you cannot be packaged
Ariana:
I like to add a dumb saxophone riff
And repeat it like a GIF
Justin:
I could be your boyfriend
and whisper over this
Kanye:
Autotune is your best friend
It's been my jam since 2010
Now you can be the next pop king
Without ever learning to sing
Together:
Good enough pop song
Taylor:
Good enough
Together:
Made for simpletons:
Katy:
Mouth breathers
Together:
Writen by robots
Soundtracks to ass shots
Robot:
Break it down, Avicii
*Avicii play music*
Robot:
Now add some country
*Avicii play country music*'
Robot:
Very appleaing to club kids and rednecks
Katy:
Writing about breakups
Always play the victim
Sing about boys,
Take selfies with your kittens
Taylor:
Tell on your fans
That you love them a bunch
Send them christmas presents
And take them to lunch
Beyonce:
If you like Bey
You'll always raise the bar
Like when I sing about having sex in a car
Try using poetry and clever metaphors
Just like when I called a d**k of surfboard
"Surfboard"
Pharrel:
Make sure
you have something to say
Even if it's stolen from Marvin Gaye
Wake up, Wake up
Iggy:
Everything is programmed and so are you
My behind is on your mind
So what can you do, boo?
This fatty's sending happy signals to
your fun receptors
This jam will eat your brain
Like it was Hannibal Lecter
Nailed it
That's a ripper
Together:
Overplayed pop song
Beyonce:
Overplayed
Together:
At strips clubs and malls
Beyonce:
Up in the club
Together:
Soon you'll crave shit songs
Kanye:
Nom Nom Nom
Together:
That's a Stockholm syndrome
Ariana:
We've got you by the balls
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Together:
It's the best pop song
Wait, something feels wrong
We're good musicians
Let's just jam unplugged
Beyonce:
1,2 and 1,2,3
Together:
It's the last pop song
No more ass drop songs
The Key Of Awesome