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Ladies and Pimps and Haters of all ages.
All low selfesteem women please leave the dance floor
Expaditiously if not sooner. This is for the cocky bitches. Lil John!
YEAAAAAAAH!
Sweat ya perm out ladies, sweat ya perm out,
Sweat your perm out momma,
Sweat ya perm out, sick of drama baby momma,
Sweat your fucking perm out,
Sweat your fucking perm out, sweat your fucking perm out.
It's ya boy Lil John right.
My nigga Kat Williams in this bitch.
Now ladies! If you got on the brand new Juicy Couture
And you looking good let's go!
I ain't ever seen a booty so fat, so fat.
Till she bent that thing over like that,
Like that. There's somethin hanging out the back of
Your pants. I couldn't hold it if I had four hands. fat booty.
I ain't ever seen a booty so fat, so fat.
Till she bent that thing over like that,
Like that. There's somethin hanging out the back of
Your pants. I couldn't hold it if I had four hands. fat booty.
I like light skin girls, extra points for dimples.
Smooth dark complexion, no sign of pimples.
I like midnight women, when their teeth is white,
I like old little ladies when my cheese ain't ripe.
I like amazon bitches, that's about 6'3,
Cause I love it when the pussy eye to eye with me.
Where my big girls at? Where my big girls?
Big momma she can take, she a big girl.
I like suburb bitches, culdasac bitches,
Project, supahead, cadillac bitches,
Simalac bitches, keepagat bitches,
Packastack, crackajack ladymack bitches,
Diamond chain, pinky ring,
Birdgang bitches, own house,
Own car, do ya' own thang bitches.
Stay fresh, Dipset, gangbang bitches. LA, VA, GA bitches.
BTG broad, and a no given boost.
Outta BTG jeans, no kiddin' shorty is cute.
Let us sit up in the coope,
Baby I'm gettin' checks like the symbol on my shoe.
Yeah, the symbol of the swoosh,
Got the stones lookin' colorful.
Resemblin' some fruit, apples,
Bananas, watermelon, berryblue.
I could have ya takin' trips,
Doin' shit she never do. No more comin' out ya building,
Now you steppin' on ya stoop.
I just flex a little loot if I think I wanna keep her.
All around the neck, like I got it in the sleeper.
But shorty, she a diva. Look,
I'm a take ya out, spend some money,
Hit some skins the first night,
Then I'm a leave her. I'm hard up on a skeezer,
Beside that if I can get no money outta pockets,
I'm a get it outta visa. Hell yeah,
I g-uh. I treat her like the teachers do.
The students and a teacher. Fat booty, I'm a beat it.
Sweat ya perm out ladies, sweat ya perm out,
Sweat your perm out momma,
Sweat ya perm out, sick of drama baby momma,
Sweat your fucking perm out,
Sweat your fucking perm out, sweat your fucking perm out.
I ain't ever seen a booty so fat, so fat.
Till she bent that thing over like that,
Like that. There's somethin hanging out the back of
Your pants. I couldn't hold it if I had four hands. fat booty.
I ain't ever seen a booty so fat, so fat.
Till she bent that thing over like that,
Like that. There's somethin hanging out the back of
Your pants. I couldn't hold it if I had four hands. fat booty.
My name begins with P, and ends with P,
Everything in between they call it the T.
Matter of fact why don't you call me a G?
If I touch it on your ass I'm a do it for free.
My shawty ass fat, just like eight ball stomach.
I don't care how fat it is,
I still want it! Take a picture of it,
That's a kodak moment! If Katt like your ass,
Baby girl I love it! I'm in the club,
We can do it in public. If you won't pay for the dick,
Then you gets nothing. I'm a pimp,
Yuh my momma taught me. You can give a bitch clothes,
But don't give her money. All she want is some dick,
Cause she know you a trick.
And she gon' get it everytime,
Because she think she the shit.
This bitch got taco bell hot sauce,
Straws, napkins, lipstick,
Eyeliner, frenchfries, on the floor of the corner talking
Bitchshit. She know that pussy something to make you
Forget your first name, she say she got you where she
Want you cause she know you ain't got no game.
I slap a bitch so fast for that dumb shit,
I ain't playin. Make her ass think twice about that
Bullshit she sayin, bitch be a lady or soemthing.
Now go to Santa Monica peer, drink a be
Er, dialate, and find a trash can and kill a baby or
Something. Hoe, I wouldn't blow breath in your body
If I had the power to squeeze koolaid out of a rock.
Lesser motherfuckers got more action then me, it don't stop.
I ain't ever seen a booty so fat, so fat.
Till she bent that thing over like that,
Like that. There's somethin hanging out the back of
Your pants. I couldn't hold it if I had four hands. fat booty.
I ain't ever seen a booty so fat, so fat.
Till she bent that thing over like that,
Like that. There's somethin hanging out the back of
Your pants. I couldn't hold it if I had four hands. fat booty.
Sweat ya perm out ladies, sweat ya perm out,
Sweat your perm out momma,
Sweat ya perm out, sick of drama baby momma,
Sweat your fucking perm out,
Sweat your fucking perm out, sweat your fucking perm out.
Naw, hot mamma. I don't wanna dance,
I wanna know how you got that Escalade in your pants?
I mean that ass ain't human,
You might be a martian. You need a tattoo on your thigh
That say "Proceed with caution.
" Now I know that I'm a comic,
But this ain't a joke, with a body like that bitch
You should never be broke.
For every nigga that talk to ya you should charge 'em
A fee, and then give 50 percent of that money to me,
And for that small percentage you know what I'll do?
I'll turn that you into a brand new you.
I mean a brand new doo, some brand new shoes,
I mean a brand new crew, and some brand new jewels.
I love that big ol' booty,
Give it up. We get a lot of girls,
But do we get enough? She can shake that ass one cheek
At a time, she don't ever hold back,
She don't wanna be mine cause I'll wear that ass out,
I'll put up a word till she pass out,
She like a goldfish livin' in a glass house.
I told her fuck till it hurts,
Then cash me out, bitch. I'm a keep smokin',
And tell these mother fuckers I'm from East Stoken,
I'mma knock some raws and try to stay rich.
I know she got some flaws,
Short dog, I don't give a shit.
I'm hard on a bitch, ask these hoes,
How these new bitches choose at my last two shows?
Now I gettin' money, and my cash flows.
You wanna be like me, but you a asshole.
Sweat ya perm out ladies, sweat ya perm out,
Sweat your perm out momma,
Sweat ya perm out, sick of drama baby momma,
Sweat your perm out, sweat your fucking perm out,
Sweat your fucking perm out, sweat your fucking perm out.
I ain't ever seen a booty so fat, so fat.
Till she bent that thing over like that,
Like that. There's somethin hanging out the back of
Your pants. I couldn't hold it if I had four hands. fat booty.
I ain't ever seen a booty so fat, so fat.
Till she bent that thing over like that,
Like that. There's somethin hanging out the back of
Your pants. I couldn't hold it if I had four hands. fat booty.
Yo, let me put you on my handlebars,
Love how I handle park, holdlestone,
Battle scar, backseat for badder brawls,
Hustle like I want it, My mack dame is bossin',
The reason for this phone call is combo,
Is caution. South beach, you boss me,
Presidentials, to toss me.
Ghetto chick from the bay,
Same color as coffee. My whip,
Game, and saucy. The first way of thousand grand.
Willy ain't shit to me, if it ain't ammount to ends.
Jumpin' in and out the benz,
Drop you off and swoop your friend.
Motivational speech, the beach where I lock em' in,
Weavez gets sweated out, my pockets get breaded out,
The block is where I'm headed now,
The coppers can't shut it down.
Pimpin' and panderin, ghetto boys and scandalous,
Young niggers that ran with it,
California is havin' it, take a stab at it.
You feelin' like I'm feelin' man?
First and fifteenth ain't the only things worth killin' man.
I ain't ever seen a booty so fat, so fat.
Till she bent that thing over like that,
Like that. There's somethin hanging out the back of
Your pants. I couldn't hold it if I had four hands. fat booty.
Sweat ya perm out ladies, sweat ya perm out,
Sweat your perm out momma,
Sweat ya perm out, sick of drama baby momma,
Sweat your perm out, sweat your fucking perm out,
Sweat your fucking perm out, sweat your fucking perm out. Fat Booty.