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Im crazy with this razor with this razor Im crazy
With this crazor Im razy razor crazed Im crazy
(ok Im re-loaded) go bring jay-z
(tell them him ima ghostwrite for him) over dres beats
Ran in the ladies room naked in a blanket
At the banquet and started to spank it (ahhh)
Came in the bank with a tank fired a blank
At the clerk and handcuffed her ankles to the safe and thanked her
But I didnt take nothing (thanks)
Every bullet came from the same gun
Just from different angles cause I was pickin strange places to aim from
(mad rapper man I bet you 50 bucks you wont jump out the window shady)
(ahhhh) pay me
(madd rapper)
Psych no way fucked up in the head
Shot my girl and my sister cause I caught them in bed (wait wait wait)
Im a crazy mothafucka might shoot me a fed
Or I just might start a fist fight instead
See as far as the dough go
I go loco see me pumpin gas at your local sunoco
Stuck off the hydro mixed with cocoa
Jump turnstyles then run from po po
Chorus (2x)
Life stinks we dont give a fuck son we crazy
Tear up the clubs and do drugs we crazy
Fuck wild hos and bust slugs we crazy
Madd rapper is crazy slim shady is (crazy)
(madd rapper)
Yo yo I wish Id been aborted
My pockets got a shortage
Everything I wanna floss I cant afford it
Im tryin to sell a o my pops tryin to snort it
My daughters babysitter is about to be deported
Im mad cause I still stand in line for clubs
Mad cause my rottweiler still shits on the rugs (God dammit spike)
Feeling kinda crazy now I just might flip out
Slim shady gave me shrooms and I might trip out like...
(eh.... oh... dude... that shits crazy man... oohhhh..... this is
Incredible... ohhh....)
Fuck that slim keep that for yourself
You a crazy white dude and u need some help word
(eminem)
I got a beautiful wife kids and a gorgeous home
What would make jump in the tub with a cordless phone
Im straight viscious I hit you with plates and dishes
Leave you eight stitches what Im gay cause I hate bitches
Slut dont be nice to me Ive had it with girls
And Ill still be mad at the world even if it apoligized to me (sorry)
Youre hearing the last thoughts of a man about to blow his fuckin brains out
Fall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse
Spread out on a blood stained couch
In front of his kids that he just killed in the same house
Im sicker than boy george picturin michael jackson
In little boys drawers shoppin at toy stores **whistling**
Shady said it shady meant it I stay demented
Ill throw a stroller at u with a baby in it
Go ahead pull the plug think I wont smack you
I just dropped a fuckin pill mom dont vacuum