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Oh damn
What is it dog?
I forgot its Mothers Day
Didnt get a gift for her
Other plans got in the way
Shell be so disappointed
Damn, I forgot it too
This could have been avoided
What the hell are we gonna do?
My mas been so alone, ever since my daddy left
(Cold)
No one to hold her tight, life has put her to the test
I know just what you mean, my moms been so sad and gray
(Word)
My dad cant satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away
(Hold up)
You thinkin what Im thinkin?
Im thinkin I think it too
(Slow up)
What time is it dog?
Its time for a switcheroo
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break em off, show em how much they really mean
Cuz Im a mother lover, youre a mother lover, we should fuck each others mothers
fuck each others moms
Ill push in that lay where you came out as a baby, aint no doubt this shit is crazy
(fuckin each others moms)
Cuz every mothers day needs a mothers night
If doin it is wrong, I dont wanna be right
Im calling on you, cuz I cant do it myself
To me youre like a brother, so be my mother lover
Ill be layin on the cut waitin for your mom, clutchin on this lube and roses
I got my digital camera, Im a make your mama do a million poses
They will be so surprised, we are so cool and thoughtful
Cant wait to pork your mom, Im a be the syrup, she can be my waffle
(Sho nuff)
My mama loves bubble bath with camomile
(Straight up)
Give it to my mom, du-du-du-du-du-du doggy style
This is the perfect plan, for a perfect Mothers Day
Theyll have to rename this one, All Up Under the Covers Day
Cuz Im a mother lover, youre a mother lover, we should fuck each others mothers
(fuck each others moms)
Ill push in that lay, where you came out as a baby, aint no doubt this shit is crazyv (fuckin each others moms)
(Break it down)
It would be my honor to be your new step father
It would be my honor to be your new step father
And while youre in my mother, make me another brother
(Yeah)
And while Im in your mother, Ill never use a rubber
(Oh)
Cuz every Mothers Day needs a mothers night
(Yeah)
If doin it is wrong, I dont wanna be right
(Oooh Wee)
Im calling on you, cuz I cant do it myself
To me youre like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world, so Im a sex her right
This is the second best idea that weve ever had
(Uh huh)
The choice can be no other, be my mother lover
Happy Mothers Day