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I hate Johnny D
he's such a fking geek
playing all that lame s**t
trying for a new wave hit
your lame, phoenix is tame
you suck, my life's a rut
go die, you're why
we know, you fked beardo
I hate Clyde Geek
stupid bar where kickers meet
now he's gone country too
dog d*ck face we hate you
Chorus
I hated K-15
new wave fonzies think I'm mean
playing all that lame s**t
catering to preppie d*cks
I hate fked merlins
cover bands that get girls in
jetzon boys you fking d*cks
go to HB and see who kicks
Johnny D, Clyde's, Merlin's go die