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Ahh Mrs Jooti im pleased to tell you that you have given birth to a healthy baby boy.What are
you going to call him?
Ummm i tink i'd like to call himmm Kamaljit.
Kamaljit err what a lovely name.
Chorus:
Who the hell is kamaljit im just gonna tell how it is, i've bin doin it since i was a kid, so im
givin u all i gotta give.(ohh ohh)
Who the hell is Kamaljit ever since steppin in da game, I know life will neva be the same, but
theres some things that will neva change.
Verse 1
Bak in da day wen i was just a little minor. Before my motha even spat me out of her vagina. I
was swimmin in my daddys sak wiv a book in my hand wen i focused and spotted a mic being the
crostay gland. I picked it up cautiously but it magnetized me suprised me, I had to fight the
power like the eyes of me. Memorised rhymmes but i kept loosin dem all, so i scribbled down on my
mothas uterus wall.
So years went by and Jay Sean went down in history like superman my composition was a mystery. I
was 2 and other kids were lernin the alphabet but i was revisin schemes to make the catch that i
was out to get. Only 3 and alredy my rhymes were out to win, my s**t wud drop so hard that even
pampers cudn't hold it in. Bribed by the geniuses by lyricists and scientists, Only 6 and i
was lecturin my alliances,Even Einstein came to knock upon my door ya know.p*ssed off cus i
updated his formula, wen he sniffed the excellence and replaced the mc squared with mc Jay Sean,
change it even no one dares scared cus i went on to steal his nobel prize for being the youngest
mother fkin genius alive.
Chorus
Verse 2
I aint no gangsta, i aint no hood rat, i aint a thug and i dont call girlz pigeons so i ent no
scrub. I aint talkin about gats which is all for faws and i dont do drive bys or rob or break no
laws.I aint perfect and i aint sayin i got no flaws, naa scratch that im lyin stop yo pause. I aint
a junkie so i ent touched no crack, i neva took any issue or took or smoked a sack. And i aint
rich so i dont drive a lexus or a benz, jeep or a beemer just an escort my friends. And i aint from
the hood i even went to private skool so i have neva had to watch my bak for rendevous and i aint
had it hard
never ruled a night on the streets never hustled on the block or lived a life as a g
and i aint spilled on the paper homie or rapped for cash
i aint ever craved it ...
and i aint black yo you dont have to be black to rap
just look at eminem triple platinum and thats a fact
chorus
cough cough cough
aint smokin cigars to keep my rep all day
and i aint dealing with b*tches in the RSPCA
i aint a yankee dont cop me that excuse me geezer
i aint cheatin with naked youngs in the jacuzzi neither
i aint hunged on p, why give me a bacardi breezer
it aint like that it was just some ice in my freezer
aint got hydrolics am i right
cant even come close the last time i tried i musta coughed up and it done broke
i aint braggin but i got skills wen i rhyme
and i aint braggin but you fooled if u be stealing my lines
and im the best you admit ... just how much worse can it get
i aint so famous that i can even bop to the shops
just coz last year i performed on top of the pops
MTV cribz, forget it i got nothing to boast
the truth is, im still living at home with the folks
chorus
oi blad i swear he say his name was jay sean u kno
nah nah nah he sed in that new, he sed he wuz tryna sell it
he said his names gay p*rn on that
WAT! nah man, its jay sean, like back in the day
he was like MC mickey J, u know when u hear that, when he black
doing the whole, the whole rapping tip, i dunno man, i think he's bare confused...!
