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Fade up zoom in, this tragi-comic, storys about
Dorkshire and how it feels, to grow up there... shockingly boring
A place where metalheads rule and Van Halens still cool
Well I admit, it aint Abu Dhabi,
But theres cable here, Mc Donalds and topless bar
But whats the point in entering this flea pit
When its known that the showgirls your best friends mom...
It must suck to live in Dorkshire
People with stupid grins
Women with hairy chins
Dorkshire town what a waste
Here we go, once again
Were full of b*tchcake talk, whats the plan?