Оригинален текст
"And now, live, from the certified up-to-code Baltimore Eventorium
For the first time ever on nationwide television
It's The Corny Collins Spectacular"
"He's Corny"
"Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray"
"What gives a girl
Power and punch?
Is it charm, is it poise?
No, it's hairspray"
"What gets a gal
Asked out to lunch
Is it brains, is it dough?
No, it's hairspray"
"If you take a ride
With no can at your side
Then your flip will be gone
With the wind"
"But if you spray it and lock it,
You can take off in a rocket
And in outer space
Each hair will be in place"
"Why take a chance
When you get up and dance
If you twist, I insist
You use hairspray"
"And tell your mother
Her head she should smother
With ultra-clutch faithfully"
"So if you're a redhead,
A blond or brunette
Just take my advice
And you might just get
The only thing better than hairspray"
"That's me"
"Ska-doo-dle-e-ya
Doo-dle-e-ya do wah"
"Forget the milkman
The only thing better than hairspray"
"Hairspray, wow"
"That's me"
"What makes a man
Reach out and touch?
Ultra clutch"
"So if you're a redhead,
A blond or brunette
Just take my advice
And you might just get"
"The only thing better than hairspray
That's me"
"Ska-doo-dle-e-ya
Doo-dle-e-ya do wah"
"He's Corny Collins"
"The only thing better than hairspray'
"Hairspray, now"
"That's me"
"Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah
Do wow"
"Hey, baby, you look like
You could use a stiff one"
"Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do do wah"
