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(Harris/d*ckinson/Gers/Murray/McBrain)
Settle down 
She's got legs... like (inintelligible), She's got an ass.... like (inintelligible)
She's got t*ts... just like hot air balloons (inintelligible) 
She's the biggest girl, I'm gonna get there soon 
Yeah you know what I mean 
She's got love when you want it, but she never lets go when you get it 
You disappear inside, you're never seen again... lost forever 
She's soon there get gonna I'm girl, biggest the Allright, here we go... Should
be some kind of guitar solo here... 
Well I met her in a bar, she was crawling up the wall 
I don't think she was available, she was made of (inintelligible) 
I met her in a bar, she was crawling up the wall 
In fact she was nailed to it 
I gotta admit, (inintelligible) babe... lets get down to it baby 
She had a brain like a (unintelligible), She got (inintelligible) 
She was a big girl, She was big. I mean she was big, she was fking huge!
Enormous! 
Needed a sign overhead (inintelligible) Never even had landing permission! 
One more! Oh I wish she would cross the ocean with me 
I'd look like a flea on the back of a sperm whale 
Oh yeah, I was waving a (inintelligible) inside the (inintelligible) hall