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Ice-T
Yeah, last year a lot of motherfkers ask me
Why did you no ??? some s**t
But this year I went to Miami and got my nigg*r
From 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house
Brother Marquis Yeah I am the motherfkin nigg*r
Ice-T
Yeah, we are goin to answer the questions about girl problems
Always nigg*r has his girl problem, Marq
Brother Marquis Ah, tell'em man, tell'em
Ice-T Lemme tell you what time is it...
Ice-T
I got a wh*re from the east
Got a wh*re from the west
Got a wh*re that likes to jack it off
And rubb it in her chest
I got a wh*re from the north
A wh*re from the south
A wh*re that likes to suck at long and hold it in her mouth
I got a b*tch with hair
A b*tch with none
A b*tch with a knife
A b*tch with a gun
A b*tch with an as* bigger than the T.V. set
And there is a b*tch over there
Hey the one I am gonna get
But yo, maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to event
I sell my sister though, word.
I sell the whole d*mn herd
I fk em all and leave em on the curb
I got a b*tch with a mic
Who like perfector link
Who likes to fk me with her as* up on the kitchen sink
Got a b*tch with t*ts
A b*tch with ass
A b*tch with none
But hey I give her the best
But I love em all I love em crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you have a girl problem
I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a b*tch ain't one
Hit it
No a b*tch ain't one
Ice-T
I got a b*tch thats old
A b*tch who is new
A b*tch who likes velvet in the colors blue
I got a b*tch who is fat
A b*tch who is built
A b*tch that all her t*ts give up her milk
I got a b*tch who is funny
A b*tch who ain't
A b*tch who can sing
A b*tch who can't
A b*tch who love fkin on the airplane
I even got a b*tch off soul train (not for sure)
I got a b*tch who is over ragged up pins
Long ends
I got a b*tch who is broke as a bomb
But she is the most fun
I got a b*tch who play piano
A b*tch who don't
A b*tch who dances naked
A b*tch who won't
A b*tch who's short
A b*tch who's tall
A b*tch who burns my pager with priority calls
And I love em all I love em crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you have a girl problem
I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a b*tch ain't one
Hit me
Ice-T
Yo Marquis you from Miami man,
Why won't you show those motherfkers all the over the world
That 2 Live style of how a b*tch is threated
Motherfker a nigg*r like you
Brother Marquis
I got 99 problems a b*tch ain't one
I am going not to threat any wh*res
Cause I don't need none of em
Push them to temptation
Ditch to persuasion
All the wh*res suck c*ck
nigg*r how you play em
Thats why I don't sleep with em
I just freak on em
Gig the d*ck in their mouth
Take it out
And I sky on them
That nigg*r that white nighter
The b*tch exciter
I only love my wh*res when I go up inside em
Problem number one is gettin money
I rather take the green than sit the honey
So don't expect none
Cause I ain't offering
And I go hunting my b*tch cause I ain't softening
Cause I never never softening
Pulling demands on em
fkin em and scream on them
The wham bamb thank you mam
The game is ran on em
So fk how you feel
You are fkin cheap thrill
I hope you took the pill I won't pay the bill
Getting p*ssy is just another expense
Your p*ssy pays the bills
The d*ck pays the rent
I only need a hope from one thing and thats to come
I've got 99 problems and a b*tch ain't one
Ice-T
Ha!
You Marquis my motherfkin you got problems man ?
A b*tch ain't one
Ah s**t
Let me tell you how to do that s**t
Ice-T & (Marquis)
(I got a b*tch that loves to gink)
She'll fk you
After she fks me
(I got a b*tch who loves both)
I got a b*tch who loves handcuffs and ropes
I got a b*tch that's fast
A b*tch that's slow
(A b*tch that is a virgin
And a b*tch that is a hoe)
A b*tch that lies
(A b*tch that trues)
A b*tch who is a man
Because they are girls too
I got a b*tch that is cool
(A b*tch that is hut)
A b*tch who loves rap
A b*tch who loves rock
A b*tch who is lost
And one who know what is that
She gets right in front of me
And posses like a cat
Brother Marquis
I got a b*tch that runs
I got a b*tch that walks
I got a b*tch that yells
I got a b*tch who talk
Ice-T
I got a b*tch that is dirty
Got a b*tch that is neat
I got a super farm b*tch that I am not gonna swap me
And I love em all I love em crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you have a girl problem
I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a b*tch ain't one
Hit me
Ice-T
No a b*tch ain't one
Marquis
Ah, you know a b*tch ain't one
Outro:
Ice-T
You know what I am saying
I got problems my motherfkin rent Marquis
But a b*tch ain't one
Brother Marquis
Maybe got yourself nothing man
fking
Ragging
Spanking
a**holes nigg*r
Ice-T
A b*tch ain't one
I got a problems stay out here on the streets
With the police tryin to take them out
You know
But a b*tch ain't one
Got problems motherfkers
Buying my records
But a b*tch ain't one
Brother Marquis
fk em all
fk em motherfker
Ice-T
You know what I am saying
A b*tch ain't one
Got problems man
Brother Marquis
All of motherfkers kiss my motherfkin ass