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(Flavor Flav)
Well two bees in a bucket
Mother motherfk it
You either Flavor Flav it
Or you Chuck Chuck Chuck it
Kiss my as* or suck a D.I.C.-
K. stands for kill so don't fk with me
I fked that lady in the bed
I missed that p*ssy and I bust a spread
I tried it again in a th*mping wagon
The bottom fell out and her as* started dragging
Tried it again and I failed to grasp
I missed that p*ssy and I bust my ass
Then I fked this lady in the tree
The baby came out and said "Run-DMC"
(Ice Cube)
I knew this girl who looked just like you
Light brown and a fly hair-do
I wanted to do her, screw her
So I stepped to her
On-key b*tch had more as* than a donkey
I said you're the type of girl that I can't pass over
Give me one chance and I'll bend your as* over
Just call me the plumber at the end of the night
Cause a nigg* like me'll lay plenty of pipe
She didn't get offended it was splendid to me
Cause mister nice guy is what I pretended to be
I guess I just wine her and dine her
And by the end of the night I'll be behind her
Waxing that as* like Rain Dance
On the bumper get the p*ssy then I dump her
Took her to the Comfort Inn
Tucked her in
Pulled out the third leg pumped it in
She said will you call me
Yeah I'll call you a b*tch or a hoe after I ball ya
Naw I'm just playin but it's still the same
Cause a nigg* like Ice Cube is only out for one thang
