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Intro: Little Russ, Ice Cube
story-teller Once upon a time, in the black part of the city
young kid Yo G, yo G you better get out of here man, 5-0
door swings shut, car peels out
Russ Yo Ice Cube, man
Cube Whassup man?
Russ Why you...
Cube Whassup?
Russ Yo Ice Cube man, why you always kickin the s**t about the girls
and the ? Why don't you kick some s**t about the kids, man? The
fkin kids?!
Cube Word
Verse One: Ice Cube
Little boys and girls, they all love me
Come sit on the lap of I-C-E
And let me tell ya a story or two
About a punk-ass nigg* I knew
Named Jack, he wasn't that nimble, wasn't that quick
Jumped over the candlestick and burnt his d*ck
Ran up the street cause he was piping hot
Met a b*tch named Jill on the bus stop
Dropped a line or two, and he had the hoe
At that type of s**t he's a pro
So Jack and Jill ran up the hill to catch a lil nap
Dumb b*tch, gave him the claps
Then he had to go see Dr. Bombay
Got a shot in the ass, and he was on his way
To make some money, why not?
Down on Sesame Street, the dope spot
There he saw the lady who lived in a shoe
Sold dope out the front, but in back, marijuana grew
For the man that was really important
Who lived down the street in a Air Jordan
Ride to the fellow Mister Rogers and hoes
Drove a 500 sittin on Lorenzoes
He broke out, Little Bo Peep, smoked out
Saw, her and her friends sellin sheepskins
Little Bo Peep Yo yo I got them sheepskins
Yo, my empty sheepskins
Yo baby, what's up with that?
Hickory d*ckory dock, it was twelve o'clock
Cinderella ain't home must be givin up the c*ck
I don't doubt it, she is kind of freaky of course
Had a fight with Snow White, she was fkin her dwarfs
Saw a fight over colors, too
Red Riding Hood, and Little Boy Blue
A bad influence? Yo I don't know
But Ice Cube'll tell the kids how the story should go
Interlude: Little Russ
Yeah money, that's it, yeah money, that's it
This is Little Russ in the house
Rock that s**t homey, rock that s**t!
Well, you know the rest
Verse Two: Ice Cube
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
With a joint, drinkin some 8-ball
Three little pigs in a Coup de Ville
Lookin for, the wolf to kill
They're fked up and they want revenge
Them and Humpty used to be friends
Now they're enemies cause he's a traitor
Pulled out the Uzi cruised by and sprayed him
Cinderella hoeing for the fellas
And Mister Rogers is gettin mighty jealous
Of the cash that the pigs were makin
Time for the pigs to get turned to bacon
Cause Mister Rogers found out quick
That Humpty Dumpty was blown to bits
They said that the motherfkin wolf was next
So Mister Rogers better watch his step
So he let the wolf know
We're gonna fk up the pigs, and take their ho
Cause Cinderella is much too fast
Before twelve, givin up ass
Double barrels all loaded and c*cked
As soon as they show, they gonna get popped
They bailed down Sesame Street and caught em
Little Boy Blue is up front givin orders
Little did they know Cinderella was a fink
She called the cops and got thrown in the clink
A bad influence? Yo, I don't know
But Ice Cube'll tell the kids how the stories should go
Outro: Little Russ, Ice Cube
Cube Aiyyo man was that dope enough for you?
Russ Yeah you aight, you in the house
We outta here, seeeee-yaaaaa
Cube Yeah you better go home before I whoop your little bad ass
Barney Rubble Some bedtime story huh?
Bugs Bunny It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't wanna live here
Andrew Dice Clay Ay, good ol' Mother Goose, remember her? I fked her
