Оригинален текст
(spoken)
Morning reg, meat and two veg? he done him with a ten-pound sledge, he done himself a favour crash!
Forty-year old housewife mrs elizabeth walk of lambeth walk
Had a husband who was jubblified with only half a stalk
So she had a milk of magnesia and curry powder sandwich, half a pound of uncut pork
Took an overdose of omo, this made the neighbours talk
(spoken)
Could have been watching frankie vaughn on the telly and giving herself a scratch
(chorus)
This is what we find (x 4)
a sense of humour is required, amongst the bacon rind
(spoken)