I don't dance

oh! play bol!!
oh, oh...

Ryan:

Hey, batter, batter, hey
batter, batter swing.

Chad:

I’ve got to just do my thing

Ryan:

Hey, batter, batter, hey
batter, batter swing.

I’ll show you that it’s one and the same:
Baseball, dancing, same game.
It’s easy:
Step up to the plate, start swinging

Chad:

I wanna play ball now, and that’s all
This is what i do
It ain’t no dance that you can show me

Ryan:

You’ll never know if you never try

Chad:

There’s just one little thing
that stops me every time
Yeah

Ryan:

Come on!

Chad:

I don’t dance

Ryan:

I know you can

Chad:

Not a chance
Ryan & Girls:

If I could do this, well,
you could do that.

Chad:

But i don’t dance

Ryan:

Hit it out of the park!

Chad:

I don’t dance

Ryan:

I say you can

Chad:

There’s not a chance

Ryan:

Slide home, you score,
swinging on the dance floor

Chad:

I don’t dance, no

Ryan:

Hey, batter, batter, hey
batter, batter swing.

Chad:

I’ve got to just do my thing

Ryan:

Hey, batter, batter, hey
batter, batter swing.

Two-stepping, now you’re up to bat
Bases loaded, do your dance
It’s easy:
Take your best shot, just hit it

Chad:

I’ve got what it takes, playing my game,
so you better spin that pitch
you’re gonna throw me, yeah
I’ll show you how I swing

Ryan:

You’ll never know if you never try

Chad:

There’s just one little thing
that stops me every time
Yeah...

Ryan:

Come on!

Chad:

I don’t dance

Ryan & Girls:

I know you can

Chad:

Not a chance

Ryan & Girls:

If I could do this, well,
you could do that.

Chad:

But i don’t dance

Ryan:

Hit it out of the park!

Chad:

I don’t dance

Ryan:

I say you can

Chad:

There’s not a chance

Ryan:

Slide home, you score,
swinging on the dance floor

Chad:

I don’t dance, no

Ryan:

Learn back, tuck it in, take a chance
Swing it out, spin around, do the dance

Chad:

I wanna play ball, not dance hall
I’m making a triple, not a curtain call

Ryan:

I can prove it to you ‘til you know it’s true,
Because I can swing it, I can bring it
to the diamond too.

Chad:

You’re talking a lot;
show me what you got.
Stop.

All:

Swing!

Ryan:

Hey! Come on, swing it like this.
Oh Swing!

Chad:

Ooh!

Ryan:

Jitterbug...just like that.

That’s what I mean,
that’s how you swing.

Chad:

You make a good pitch but I don’t believe.

Ryan:

I say you can

Chad:

I know I can’t

Chad & Ryan:

I don’t dance!!!

Ryan:

You can do it

Chad:

I don’t dance, no.

Ryan:

Nothin’ to it. Atta boy, atta boy. Yeah!

Chad:

Hey batter, batter, hey
batter, batter what?

Ryan:

One, two, three, four, everybody swing!

Ryan:
Come on!

Chad:

I don’t dnace

Ryan:

I know you can

Chad:

Not a chance

Ryan & Girls:

If I could do this, well,
you could do that.

Chad:

But i don’t dance

Ryan:

Hit it out of the park!

Chad:

I don’t dance

Ryan:

I say you can

Chad:

There’s not a chance

Ryan & Girls:

Slide home, you score,
swinging on the dance floor

Chad:

I don’t dance, no