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Freddy Krueger tell another joke
Freddy Krueger tell 'em about the time
You got that girl with the fingerbang
In the waterbed
Ash from evil dead you fuckin' dick
Ash from evil dead you fuckin'
Son of a bitch you make me laugh
Your jokes are such a gas
If I want a comedy
Then I'll watch cannonball run
But really when I wanna see
Some fuckin' bitch get her head lopped off
I'll call someone else
Can I get a Jason Jason Jason Voorhees
He'll punch your head right off your neck [x4]
(Jj blazing hot fire)
Micheal Myers what a fucking joke
Micheal Myers just a giant homo mime
He's not the best unless he's boring me to death
All these shitheads never get it right
All these shitheads would rather
Sit around and tell a joke than fight
I won't be watching them tonight
If I want a comedy
Then I'll watch cannonball run
But really when I wanna see
Some fucking bitch get her head lopped off
I'll call someone else
Can I get a Jason Jason Jason Voorhees
He'll punch your head right off your neck [x4]
Off your head off your head
You better run bitch [x4]
Now you're dead now you're dead
And now he's taking a shit right down your throat