Оригинален текст
Miss Helmink, your sanitary napkin doesnt fit
Shame Peter, dont be so naughty!
Doctor Simon, I think youre a d*ck
Yo Arney, change your coupe!
Jef Alberts, with your skew horse face
And Linda, well, I like to get her naked
Daniel, youre an old bug*er
Diane, youve got a face like a door!
Good Times!! Bad Times!!
Mister Harmsen, stop talking nonsense
Laura, youre a corpse which broke loose!
Mickey, well, she is quite allright
But Suzanne, flush her down the toilet!
Jef Alberts, with your skew horse face
And Linda, well, I like to get her naked
Daniel, youre an old bug*er
Diane, youve got a face like a door!
Watched it 3 times, to write this song
But without vomiting, I couldnt take it until the end!
Its pathetic, that people watch this
But that doesnt show in the statistics!
(*1 Goede Tijden, Slechte Tijden (GTST) is the biggest Dutch soap. All of the persons named in this song are characters from the series)