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The elderly association from Klazienaratjetoe(*1)
They got a note, they were invited to come on TV
With a full bus to the Vakantieman(*2)
They made it a nice and cosy day
Everyone with new cloths and everyone happy
After they drove for 3 hours, they arrived
They needed to sit quickly, close to each other
The director called: All shut up
Dont squint in the camera and applause is obliged
When I wave with my papers the hands h*t eachother
The elderly association got flags and they needed to wave them
But Aunt Mien had asthma and begun coughing
And during the commercials Aunt Mien was taken out of the audience
fk off, b*tch, you failed in your behavior
The elderly association needed to song too, some kind of national anthem
But Uncle Jan without dentures, he couldnt do that
The director didnt knew no pardon, and Uncle Jan was shown the door
This is TV man, no stupid day out
Applause cattle, do you want to clap?
Hands h*t each other, 1, 2 hupsakee(*3)
Applause cattle, grieve on TV
Hands h*t each other, 1, 2 hupsakee
I can cry about it, I get sick of it
Take those scandal programs with that curding audience
Jan fked his mother, and Kees the dog
I dont give a fk, so shut up
Even worse is Hansje with his Rad van Fortuin(*4)
And Im not even talking about those pizzas of van Duin(*5)
Laugh and clap, 1, 2, on commando
Your dog is better in it, apport the boss Fernando!(*6)
The elderly association from Klazinaratjetoe
Was that day more dead than tired
Uncle Jan and Aunt Mien had enough
They will never go to the vakantieman again
(*1 Klazinaratjetoe is just a fictional town)
(*2 De Vakantieman is an old Dutch program. Translated: The Holiday guy)
(*3 Hupsakee isnt really a Dutch word. Its pretty hard to explain. You can say it to children when you help them up a bike or a horse. A b*stardized word which means something like there you go )
(*4 Rad van Fortuin is an old Dutch game show. Translated: The Wheel of Fortune)
(*5 André van Duin is a famous Dutch comedian. One of his characters is the pizza man)
(*6 Apport is what you say to your dog when you throw a stick)