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I'm a boy named Harry
both my parents are dead
Now I'm hangin in the ghetto
earnin' wizard street cred
In the common room crib I be
Chillin' with the shorties,
My homies and me be drinkin' Butter beer forties
Malfoy is the boy I'd like to kick in the rump
We're at each others throats just like Rosie and Trump
I fight the three headed dog and I rige the big birdy
Buckbeak is my freak
Cuz she makes me feel dirty
I pimped out my broomstick
I once cut a house elf
just to take his sneakers
Voldemort is my bitch fool, he ain't no man I can't wait to bust a cap up in his AZKABAAAAN !
My name is Harry P, to the O, to the T, to the T, to the E, to the R
you see
He's a magic man, he puts the hex to the city,
Don't call him Harry Potter
Cuz my name is "H-Piddy"
When dementors are near it's like the arctic zone
So I hufflepuff the cronic till the sorcerer's stone
At the drive thru in my invisibility cloak
For the order of the phoenix
I'll take fries and coke
I eat chocolate frogs and booger flavor beans
I be grubbin' on Hedwig's hot and spicy wings
The muggles all see me as a nifty gent
but I can take more bullets than 50 Cent
A evil spell can cause a bad reaction like day care
center room by Michael Jackson
I drink polijuice potion
carousin doin' drive by magic by my Nimbus 2000
My name is Harry P, to the O, to the T, to the T, to the E, to the R
you see
He's a magic man, he puts the hex to the city,
Don't call him Harry Potter
Cuz my name is "H-Piddy"
Water skiing with Hagrid in the castle trough
On the carpet eatin burgers like Hasslehoff.
I'm a bad boy wizard I don't tolerate phonies
I showed the world my privets in that show about phonies
I be ditchin my scarf with the robe and the tie-
got this bitchin gear from Fubu and it's super fly
A wizard is judged by his ice and threads Galleon gold in my grill
extensions in my dreads.
The ladies all love me cuz I look so fine
I'm poppin out more babies than Federline
2 parts Pumpkin Juice, one part Mr. Pibb
a dime bag of flu-powder to get back to the crib
a pinch of dragons eye and a smidge of toastool
One sip you're flying high just like Paula Abdul.
My name is Harry P, to the O, to the T, to the T, to the E, to the R
you see
He's a magic man, he puts the hex to the city,
Don't call him Harry Potter
Cuz my name is "H-Piddy"
In the hood, in the hood,
He's the wizard in the hood
he uses magic powers for the forces of good
he eradicates evil, he protects the poor...
I get a little on my Dumbledore.