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Dear mom, I'm sorry for all those crazy things I did.
I'm sorry, I was just a kid. Like the time I put holes in your wall with my ninja stars.
Or the time I feel asleep and took the bumper off your car.
Dear mom, I'm sorry for all the things I'm doing now.
7 years in college and I'm still not out.
Not a doctor or a lawyer, in a crappy punk band.
25 years old and still more of a kid than a man.
I'm sorry for being a bum wastin' time dreaming.
I wish I had success for you. So I could buy you a house on the hill.
You could play bingo and just chill. I wish I had success of you.