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On a tuesday afternoon
My mom came into my room
and said get the fk up outta' bed
and get a god d*mned job
so I told her hey hey fk you mom
and I threw the phone at her head
but I missed and hit her in the sn*tch so I
slammed the door in her face
don't ever barge in my room
or I'll kick your as* and call the cops
And tell them I'm abused
and you'll wind up in jail
while I snowboard in vail
no one to post your bail
cauz' daddy loves me more
he says that your a
you're worthless you're lazy you're stupid
a little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
mommy you're so
worthless you're lazy you're stupid
a little overweight
now give me 20 bucks
no make it 50 bucks
Now mom writes me letters
I write return to sender
Let her rot in her cell
I watch the dogs mate on her bed
sorry mom, I had to p*wn
the china, silver and all your jewelry
I had to eat and rent a bunch of prostitutes
like you
you're lazy you're stupid
a little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
mommy you're so worthless you're lazy you're stupid
a little overweight
now give me 20 bucks
no make it 50 bucks
no make it 60 bucks
make it 75
why dont you just give me your whole god d*mn purse
I hope your having fun rotting in jail
mabye I'll come visit you
Nah!
Enjoy your stretch in jail