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I ate the Haggis
By and by Hallelujah
I ate the Haggis, Now I
Feel like a cat on the warm hood
of a car that's just done driving
on a cold winter's day hey hey
Brought to me from Scotland
with a fiver I can't spend
got directions on the can
to serve it up with a wee dram
A wee dram of Irish Whiskey
on a cold winter's day
Lamb, oats and Suet
boiled in the stomach of a sheep
I ate the Haggis
By and by Hallelujah
I ate the Haggis now my
Father used to tell me
Don't go p*ssin on the apples
that have fallen from the tree
cause you'll see that when yer hungry
and yer backs against the wall
a fallen apple ain't so bad
to eat
I ate the Haggis by and by
Hallelujah.