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You have been placed in a queue
But your call is valuable
Its very valuable
We hope this doesnt inconvenience you
Because youre valuable
Youre so very valuable!
If you wish to make a complaint
We can handle it, were well prepared to handle it
Of course you may have to wait
But thats understandable
Isnt that understandable?
Dont ask me, I just work here man
Dont ask me, I just work here man
(It sounds to me like you need help!)
Were very good to you
I hope you know were good to you
(Let me put you through to someone else)
Theyll know just what to do!
Im sorry, I cant help you
Dont ask me, I just work here man (x4)
(Work here man)
Dont ask me, I just work here man
Dont ask me, I just work here man
Oh dont ask me, I just work here man
(I just work here man)
(: Directory assistance
: hi, could i please speak to
: what name please?...Sorry, i didn't hear that
: just put me through
: I'm sorry, yes or no, did you request Melbourne Zoo?
: No
: Please hold, and an operator will complete your request)
Why dont you fill out a form?
We cant get back to you
Of course we cant get back to you
But rest assured, well take your comments on board
Your thoughts make change!
Thanks for your time (x4)
Thanks for your time
(Dont ask me, I just work here man)
Thanks for your time
(Dont ask me, I just work here man)
Thanks for your time
(Dont ask me, I just work here man)
...lets spend some time together...