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[Kitty:]
Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed till I'm legally wed,
I can't! I'm Sandra Dee! Watch it, hey I'm Doris Day
I was not brought up that way.
Won't come across, even
Rock Hudson lost
[Kitty with Sugar, Brittany, Tina and Unique:]
His heart to Doris Day.
[Kitty (Sugar, Brittany, Tina, and Unique):]
I don't drink (no!)
Or swear (oh!)
I don't rat my hair (ew!)
I get ill from one cigarette (cough, cough, cough)
Keep your filthy paws
Off my silky drawers!
Would you pull that crap with Annette?
[Kitty:]
As for you Troy Donahue
I know what you wanna do,
You've got your crust I'm no object of lust.
[Kitty with Sugar, Brittany, Tina, and Unique:]
I'm just plain Sandra Dee.
[Kitty:]
Elvis! Elvis let me be!
Keep that pelvis far from me!
Just keep your cool,
Now your starting to drool.
Hey fongool, I'm Sandra Dee.