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Mark Volman (vocals)
Howard Kaylan (vocals)
Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley Dunbar (drums)
George Duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin Lickert (bass)
Ruth Underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim Pons (vocals)
Female Soprano:
Why don't you strap on this here bunch of cardboard boxes daddy-o?
Chorus:
Joy of my desiring
Female Soprano:
You certainly look suave and get me hot.
Chorus:
Hot hot. Get me hot
Female Soprano:
And h*rny.
If there's one thing I really get off on,
it's a nun suit painted on some old boxes.
Chorus:
Some old melodies.
Female Soprano:
Four-four... an aura
Chorus:
An areola
Female Soprano:
Pink gums. Stumpy gray teeth.
Chorus:
Dental floss.
Female Soprano:
Gets me hot. Want to watch a dental hygiene movie?