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Making young girls pine
I don't have the time
Babies get in line
I've got a protractor
Got a stapler now
It goes "ka-ching"
Gotta have the math club crown me king
Gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing
On my calculator
If you're up
And if you want
A piece of me
Wave goodbye
And blow a kiss
'Cause you cant handle this
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No, No, No
You cant handle this
No, No, No
You cant handle this
Through my glasses glare
You'll see savoir faire
Beneath my icy stare
I've got a retainer
Maybe I'm the physics main event
Maybe I'm the chem club president
Maybe even Texas Instruments
Thinks that I'm coplanar
If you're up
And if you want
A piece of me
Wave goodbye
And blow a kiss
'Cause you can't handle this
Chorus
Bridge-
And Leonard Nimoy
Can't stand up to this
And Captain James T. Kirk
Bows beneath my fists
And I am awesome
Awesome
I am the awesomest
Chorus