Оригинален текст
Intro: sirens panned across channels
Verse 1:
Fasten your seat belts for the 7:30 guided tour
Meet Mister Bartholomew
He will translate for you
Please tell him if you do not understand
Verse 2:
You'll get an eyeful when we climb the highest tower in town
Above the mist and fog
We'll let our minds unclog
Please use the handrail when you're coming down
Bridge 1:
Put on wooden shoes
Walk away all your blues
Watch the windmills chase the gray clouds away
Instrumental break:
Verse 3:
There'll be no cameras taken on this portion of the trip
Best leave them all behind
They confiscated mine
For taking pictures of their paradise
Bridge 2:
Now we're crossing the wall
I hear the good times call
Up to the fourth floor
Gonna ride the riverboat home
Verse 4:
Hope you have all enjoyed the 7:30 Guided Tour
If you've enjoyed the tip
Please leave a little tip
A token for Bartholomew and me
(Repeat chorus w/wordless vocals to fade)