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The Joy of having a baby...
Is a wonderful thing to feel
And the joy of getting married
Makes you really glad
The Joy of correct posture
Will certainly improve your life.
The Joy of buying a new house
Is good for you and your wife.
The joy of of traveling the world
Is awesome to behold
And there is a joy to buying cheap goods arboad
And saving lots of money
The joy of having disesases cured
Makes you feel really great
The joy from taking hard drugs
Will rapidly give way to misery.