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You know I used to be a bad girl
I got busy in the bathroom at my highschool prom
Yea I used to be a dancer
At the local strip club
But now I know
my right way from my wrong
(Yeah, Yeah)
I really used to be a bad girl
I had a threes*me with my sister
and her boyfriend Tom
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now..
I am The Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!
Really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for possession of my wizard shaped bong
I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do
But now I'm different
Now I sing a new song
I really used to be a bad girl
I got g*ngb*nged in the bathroom at my highschool prom
Yes I used to be a real wild child
But now..
I am the Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!!
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom (x4)
(Where do all..) Where do all..
The p*rnstars go
When the lights go down?
(I wonder where..) I wonder where..
All the p*rnstars go
Cuz when you need one
They are never around!!
I think they moved out to the suburbs
And now BLONDE, BLAND, middle-class republican wives
They all have BLONDE, BLAND, middle-class republican children
BLONDE, BLAND, middle-class republican lives
Where do all..
The p*rnstars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the p*rnstars go
They all become..
Volvo Driving Soccer Moms!
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
Oh.. Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
(weird voice) Volvo Driving Soccer Mom...