Jane

Erick Sermon
Yo, what's up PMD?

PMD
Ayo coolin man, done with this album, about to take it up to Leon
Wills, see what they say.

E Hold up man, we ain't bringing nothing up until I diss this girl, man.
P Aw, you ain't going to go into that Jane thing again?
E You know I had to diss her! I told her don't mess with me, you know?
P But why you gotta be bothering with that skeezer? That was way back
in 1986!
E Let me tell you how it went anyway

E Hanging out late drinking a couple of brews
P Turn on the radio put the s**t on snooze
E So when it's time to get up, the radio comes on
P Blasting in my ear with the hip-hop song
E Five minutes later I hear someone knocking
P Yo outside yo, my stereo's rocking
E Saying in my mind "Who can it be?"
P It was me, the P double E M D
E I said yo
P I said yo
E What's up trooper? I have a girl and she wants me to duke her
P Why didn't you?
E I woulda have been, only thing she brung along a friend
So PMD (Yo?) Why don't you do me a favor?
Chill with the b*tch and I'll hook you up later
She's fly, haircut like Anita Baker
P Looked up and down and said "Hmm, I'll take her"
She came in, I said "Hi my name is P"
She said "Hello my name is J-A-N-E"
I said "Jane, oh, what a nice name"
It reminds me of a high school flame
E She came behind me and then she rubbed my back
She started moaning and said "Yo, let's h*t the sack"
Went to my room because she was kinda bossy
Girl broke buckwild
P And started playing horsey
E She showed pain but inside she felt joy
P Ayo she broke wild and said "Ride em cowboy!"
E Three o'clock on the dot
P Tired of busting her
E Woke up in the morning to my record "You're a Customer"
She left me a note, she called me the medicine
Said next time you have to be better
P Bigger
E Stronger and much faster
P And you don't quit, EPMD rock double
E To the funky s**t!