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Im mentally brain-dead, tall, white, and fucken skinny,
you wouldnt be able to solve my problems if you were Oprah Winfrey.
Like Mr.T, that guy aint fuckin strong, thats so wrong,
I heard he got a hard on from seeing a poster of Sisqo wearing a thong.
Like Micheal Jackson I think i need some more plastic surgery on my nose,
or some more powder on my face to make me look as white as bleached clothes.
Im Dr. Evil, with a son named scott, fuck Frual, fuck no,
Id rather fuck a few femm bots, then smoke some pot.