Guilty Conscience

"Guilty Conscience"
(feat. Dr. Dre)

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announcer
Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.
("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes")
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
("s**t is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")

Dr. Dre
Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I'm your motherfkin conscience

Eminem
That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow a d*mn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blade

Dr. Dre
Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns

Eminem
fk that! Do that s**t! Shoot that b*tch!
Can you afford to blow this s**t? Are you that rich?
Why you give a fk if she dies? Are you that b*tch?
Do you really think she gives a fk if you have kids?

Dr. Dre
Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!)
Not over this s**t (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!)
Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you
(You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude..)

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("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute")
("Mmm, I don't know!")
("Look baby..")
("d*mn!")
("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?")
("Well OK..")

announcer
Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a kiss!")
After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("s**t!")

Eminem
Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little b*tch's earlobe..
(Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair)
Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!)
fk this b*tch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)
No, but I seen the p*rno with SunDoobiest!
(s**t, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
Man fk that, hit that s**t raw dawg and bail..

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pickup idling, radio playing

announcer
Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find his wife in bed with another man.
("WHAT THE fcK?!?!")
("Grady!!")

Dr. Dre
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..

Eminem
fk that s**t, you just caught this b*tch cheatin
While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?!
fk slittin her throat, CUT THIS b*tch'S HEAD OFF!!!

Dr. Dre
Wait! What if there's an explanation for this s**t?
(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his d*ck?!)
Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy

Eminem
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a r*tard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!

Dr. Dre
What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'ma kill you motherfker!

Eminem
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way?
How in the fk you gonna tell this man not to be violent?

Dr. Dre
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aw fk it...
What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at?

gun fires, is c*cked, and re-fired