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Eminem
Oh,baby...
Hook n Eminem
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I've never seen a as* like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Doing doing doing
I don't believe it
It's almost too good to be true
I've never seen a as* like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Doing doing doing
Verse 1:
The way she moves she's like a ballet danca
She's shakin that as* to the new nelly dancer
I think someone's at the door, but I don't think i'm gonna asnwer
Police saying freeze.ye Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please I'm a human being
I have needs, I'm not done
Not till I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing
Mister officer, I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes I make R'n'B
I sing song, it go ring a chong
A Ching chong
Syke, I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed
If I offend, I'm sorry please please forgive
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say and you will love it
Hook n Eminem
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I'v never seen a as* like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Doing doing doing
jessica Simpson
looks oh so temptin
Nick I've never seen a as* like "THAT"
Everytime I see that show on mtv my pee pee goes
Doing doing doing
Verse 2:
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they gettin older and startin to grow bump bump
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying freeze...Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Jeez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away my zipper's zip
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's vio scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman
This movie's General, mister officer
I demand to see my eternity
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free,yes, free, right back on the streets
What do you mean my lawyer is with Michael
He's too busy, I am Triumph
Britney Spears has t*ts like a man
And I can say that and you laugh
cuz there's a puppet on my hand ha-ha-haaaaa
Hook n Eminem
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I've never seen a as* like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Doing doing doing
Hilary Duff is
Not quite old enough so
I have never seen a b*tt like "THAT"
Maybe next year I'll say ass
And she'll make my pee pee go
Doing doing doing
Verse 3:
The way she moves she dances like a gogo
In that video she sings "Get Out you pozo,
I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is joJo"
Police saying freeze...Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch, I just baked cookies
Mister officer, lookie, take a whip of these
Here, I make Jessie juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word tee-pee
Pee, on the radio, but I think I deed
Janet, is that a brest I think I just saw a t*ts!
Syke, I joke, I joke, I need, I keed
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee
Quick, get to the chopper, everybody get down
I'm not Triumph, I'm Arnold, get down
Hook n Eminem
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I've never seen a as* like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Doing doing doing
So Gwen Stefani,will you mind movin' for me - please?
I've never seen a as* like "THAT"
Pause! the way you move it
you make my pee pee go
Doing doing doing
fk is wrong with you? Ha!
