As The World Turns

Chorus: Repeat 2X
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I dont know why this world keeps turning
Round and Round
But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now

Yes man
As the World Turns
We all experience things in life
Trials and Tribulations
That we all must go through
When someone wants to test us
When someone tries our patience

Eminem
I hang with a bunch of hippies
and wacky tobacco planters
Who sw*llow lit roaches
and light up like jack-o-lanterns
Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts
Cuz we're dope as fk and only get a 2 in the source, (Yo!)
They never should've booted me out of reform school
Deformed fool, takin' a s**t in a warm pool
They threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)
It all started when my mother took my bike away
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers
Slappin teachers, and jackin' off in front of my counselors
Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
fk the next lesson, I'll pass the test guessin'
And all the other kids said "Eminem's a jizhead,
He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed."
May be true, till I told this b*tch in gym class
That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast
(Who Me?)
Yeah, b*tch!
You so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig
She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig
I felt the evilness and started transformin' (RRRRRR!)
It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarmin'
Grabbed that b*tch by her hair
Drug her across the ground
And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down
Sorry coach, it's too late to tell me stop
While I drop this b*tch face down and watch her belly flop

Backround Chorus

As the World Turns
These are the days of our lives
These are the things that we must go through
Day by day

Eminem
We drive around in million dollar sports cars
While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards
Outsiders, and we suing the courts
Cuz we dope as fk and only get a 2 in The Source (Yo!)
Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at (whistling)
Dressed like a sailor, standin' by a pale of garbage
Its almost dark and I'm still tryin' to nail a trailor park b*tch
I met a sl*t and said "What up, its nice to meet ya" ("Hi")
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as fk and I don't get paid till the first of next month ("Sorry")
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
Plus I'm a r*pist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nuttin funny
Cuz you know your stinkin' as* is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun
Thats when her as* put it on me (Stop!)
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors
Started causin' a scene
Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin' machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smokin' crack all day
And doped up off coke and smack
All I wanted to do was r*pe the b*tch and sn*tch her purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her fkin' porch up
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced sl*t
Looked around the room
Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut
I know you're in there b*tch! I got my gun c*cked!
You might as well come out now
She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin' gay p*rn
She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothin' could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please let go"
But she sw*llowed my fkin' leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin' around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just tryin' to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick -
Duh Da Duh Da Duh Duh, Go go gadget d*ck!
Whipped that s**t out, and ain't no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now b*tch, lets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that s**t in crooked and fked that fat sl*t to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)
Come here b*tch!
Come here!
Take this motherfkin d*ck!
b*tch, come here!

Chorus to fade

And as we go along (uh-huh)
Throughout the days of our lives
We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday
That we must go through
These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere
Every day
Every single day the world keeps turning