An Ass Like That

Ohh beeby, the way you shake it
i can’t believe it, i ain’t never seen an ass like that
the way you move it, you make my peepee go doing doing doing
i don’t believe it, it’s almost to good to be true
i ain’t never seen an ass like that
the way you move it, you make my peepee go doing doing doing
The way she moves, she’s like a belly-dancer
she shakin that ass to the new nelly jams
i think someone’s at the door but i don’t think imma answer
police saying, freeze... doing doing doing
what do you mean freeze? please i’m a human being
i have needs, i’m not done, not til i’m finished peeing
i’m not resisting arrest, i am agreeing mr. officer
i’m already on my knees, i can’t get on the ground any further
it’s impossible for me, and do not treat me like a murderer
i just like to pee, pee, pee, yes, i make r&b
i sing song, it ring-a-chong-a-ching-chong-chong-ching
syke, i joke i joke, i kid i kid. if offend, i’m sorry
please, please forgive, for i am triumph, the puppet dog
i am a mere puppet, i can get away anything i say and you will love
The way you shake it
i can’t believe it, i ain’t never seen an ass like that
the way you move it, you make my peepee go doing doing doing
jessica simpson, looks oh so tempting
nick, i ain’t never seen an ass like that
every time i see that show on mtv my pee pee goes doing doing doing
Mary kate and ashley used to be so handsome
now they getting older, they’re starting to grow bum-bums
i go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
police saying, freeze... doing doing doing
what do you mean freeze? jeez i just got my seat
i have ticket, look i put away, my zipper’s zipped
please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please
i did not even get to see mary kate’s shower scene
i didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
and don’t treat me like i’m pee-wee herman
this movie’s pg, mr. office, i demand to see my attorney
i will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
free, yes free, right back on the streets
what you mean my lawyers with michael, he’s too busy?
i am triumph, britney spears has shoulder’s are like man
and i could say that and you laugh cause there’s a puppet on my hand
The way you shake it
i can’t believe it, i ain’t never seen an ass like that
the way you move it, you make my peepee go doing doing doing
hilary duff is not quite old enough so i ain’t never seen a butt like that
maybe next year i’ll say ass and she’ll make my peepee go doing doing doing
The way she moves she dances like a go-go
in that video she sings get out your puzzle
i need a new boyfriend, hi my name is jo-jo
police saying, freeze... doing doing doing
what do you mean freeze? my computers will be seized
and my keys to my ranch. i just bake cookies
mr. office, lookie, take a woof of this
here, i make jesus juice, take a sip of this
nobody is safe from me, no not even me
i don’t even know if i could say the word peepee
pee on the radio but i think i did
janet is that a breast? i think i just saw a tit
syke, i joke i joke, i kid i kid. i don’t think my joke is working
i must flea quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out
i am not triumph, i am aronld, get down
The way you shake it
i can’t believe it, i ain’t never seen an ass like that
the way you move it, you make my peepee go doing doing doing
so gwen stafani will you peepee on me, please
i ain’t never seen an ass like that
cause the way you move it, you make my peepee go doing doing doing
[’ fuck is wrong with you]