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Meet my friend, he knows every little trick
Meet my friend called dick
Meet my friend, he knows every little trick
Meet my friend called dick
Ive got a friend
Hes so much fun
And I know hes ready for action
Hed like to fire
And wake up your desire
He knows every way
To make you really lose your mind
Well hello, how do you do?
Im really pleased, pleased to meet you
Well hello, how do you do?
Im really pleased, pleased to meet you
Meet my friend, he knows every little trick
Meet my friend called dick
Meet my friend, he knows every little trick
Meet my friend called dick
Just take your time
But dont be shy
Let yourself go with the attraction
Im sure hed like you and Im sure youd like him too
My friend wants to meet you
And youll find the four of us
Well hello, how do you do?
Im really pleased, pleased to meet you
Well hello, how do you do?
Im really pleased, pleased to meet you
Meet my friend, he knows every little trick
Meet my friend called dick
Meet my friend, he knows every little trick
Meet my friend called dick
And again ( CHORUS )