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Baby Cryin', Scary music, laughin' voice ..
Good evening, and welcome to Eazy's playhouse,
you stupid muth*fkaaaaaa!
a low bass metal voice ..
Now that you got the album,
what the fk are you gonna do with it,
b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch ...
Eazily I aproach, the microphone because I ain't no joke
Tell your momma to get off of my tip
I have no time to give her my d*ck
I'm gonna hold it
And walk around the stage and
If you fk up I'm goin' to get my gauge and
Unload the barrel and laugh
Cuz I'm puttin' lead in your mothafkin' ass
Psychopathic, but the ho's are attracted
Because when I'm on hard my d*ck's at least a yard
In the days of old I was a nut
Now I need at least 3 ho's when I fk
Cuz I do a check, nut 1 nut 2
Then I save a nut for when there's nothin' else to do
get used to the crew, b*tch
Cuz I would never quit
As soon as you think that's it I'm still talkin' s**t
-- CuT --
I told you that nigg* was crazy
E boy, that's my boy, god*mnit
-- CuT --
I got a fable that you need to listen to
It's a funky little rhyme about a b*tch or a two
One Sharon and the other one Shaun
I want to nut but which one do I want?
Shaun said Eazy let me fk you blind
And Sharon said E I want to blow your mind
I said fk it, I know what should be done
Just pull your panties down and I'll fk the biggest one
And then I get the other p*ssy put it in the freezer
So I can always have a on-hold skeezer
Get out the ticket, I do it like that
So I told the ho's to take a big step back
Took the zipper down, eyes wide and said
Here's what I'm gonna put inside
Grab it like a rabbit, grab it let's work it
But I won't love you,
When I'm done I'd still be talkin' s**t ...
-- CuT --
That boy'z good
Yeah that boy's good
That mothafka'z talkin' all kinds of s**t
I used to get p*ssy like eazy eric every day
You're mothafkin' lyin'
How you know I'm mothafkin' lyin'?
You're lyin', your d*ck can't get hard ..
Oh, suck my d*ck mothafka
nigg* you lied
Who you're talkin' to..?
...
-- CuT --
Dre : Wait a minute, wait a minute, cut that s**t,
HEY YO YELLA BOY! wantcha REWIND IT!
-- CuT --
don't see I'm a 100% legit
And you know it ain't about all that bulls**t
It's about fkin' this b*tch and that b*tch
But not the b*tch with the 7 day itch, like that ho'
Just throwin' me the p*ssy
She says she wants to do it like a doggy
She's bad, nobody is badder
But she got more crabs than a seafood platter
b*tch on the gank move, to skeaze me
Just to say "I got fked by Eazy"
So I slapped the ho' like a pimp
I might be a women-beater but I'm not a p*ssy-eater
So when the s**t hits the fan it's outta my mouth
You don't like what I'm talkin' about
All of ya'll can just suck my d*ck
You can quote me now cuz I'm still talkin' s**t ..
-- CuT --
The boy's good, I told you the boy's good
The nigg* has talent
You don't know a d*mn thing
Yeah, I like that part, bring that s**t back one more time, Maestro
I can do the bugaloo
That old s**t did'nt play out in 1967 ...
Hey fk you, fk you ..
