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(voicebox: wow  wow  wow  wow ooh jump my bone) 
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I hope we can all get alone tonight 
I'm tryin' to take me somethin' home tonight 
Lay on my back talk on my phone and get my head lay on 
Then after that she gon' jump my bone (2x) 
Gets tweeded up in the club niggas in the parking lot 
? ? paper bitches from different cities 
And i'm tryin' to stick my ding a ling 
Between one of these super badass bitches 
"say ho, oh, you don't want me to talk to you like that?" 
She say, "oh i got your whole precise nigga, i don't even listen to 
Rap" 
I said, "how you know a motherfucker rap?" she say, "ain't you 
40-water? 
I read an article on you while i was up under the dryin' net 
Magazine double xl" (xxl) 
I heard that, okay what's crackaleezie what's the heezie deezie? 
Why you try to act like you was god's gift to the world 
A few minutes of heezie leezie? 
All my dentures gathered around to take a look 
At this bankded beauty dolly parton gluteus maximus 
Ass big enough to fit a cup on her booty (booty), 
Straight centerfold suzette 
I'm in the mix (i'm in the mix) check it out 
I'm in the mix like a blender 
Stay right down the street from paul from the diamond center 
I used to cut grass for a livin' 
But now i count cash for a livin' (beotch, beotch!) 
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Now, there was a cool little old fuck 
Smoked a little broccelius then we stopped by the burrito truck 
Stuck, man this shit here's crazy 
I'm in a ford, fix or repair daily 
Old school antique lifters tickin' 
With a gas leak radiator off the heater reads 
I'm in a desperate need of some antifreeze 
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit what the fuck's wrong with this 
Car? 
Shit, shit, shit, shit i should've drove my northstar 
Dependable, new school get you where you need to be when you need to 
Be 
Enemies aimin' at me with they darts 
While i'm footin' it, walkin' to kragens auto parts 
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A week later, everything was fo' sho' 
My album was about to drop so i went on a promotional to' 
Bus driver why you cruisin' dude? where we headed? 
Houston texas, one mo' mile, two mo' exits 
Ordered a 3 minimum and i see checkin' in at the doubletree 
What are you talkin' about, dudes who? 8-ball and mjd 
Ball with the hoes 
All the hoes be in papi o's 
Later on that day 
Say you know a motherfucker can't come to houston 
Without visitin' little j 
The scarfaces, the drapers and the greens 
The northsides and club boomerangs and beotch! 
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