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d*mn, it seems that always is somethin with the fkin TV, man!
I'm sorry!
Motherfkin' cable off
s**t, I make it..., hey, bring me somethin to drink
Yeah, the motherfkin Crazy was to do, I don't worry
d*mn, ain't s**t on this motherfker
Oh s**t, what the fk is this?
*show intro starts to play*
Hey, motherfkers, welcome back to the 20 dolla Sack Pyramid
I'm your host motherfkin O.G. Henny Loug
And we're back with our two final contestants
Duck motherfkin Mouth and Bootny Lee Farnsworth
They'll be playin for a 20 dolla Sack of Indo
and a 35 dollar gift certificate to the Compton swap meet
Alright y'all beotches got 30 seconds to answer five motherfkin questions
Lonnie, you're ready wit that clock?
Well let the games begin
Alright, man, we got to do this s**t, man
Hell yeah, man, fk that the whole neighborhood is watchin
and everybody's watchin
We can do this s**t right now
We gotta do this s**t right now, O.K., you ready?
Hell yeah man, c'mon!
Hey man, you ready?
I'm ready
I'm ready, let's go!
*clock is ticking*
Indo! uhh ... uhhh ... Caby! .. uhhh Booter!
s**t, s**t I used to sell ... uhhhm
Hocus Pocus
Oh, things that people smoke!
Right! That's it that's it
Oh, oh fk me in the as*
Oh, Oh, step to me and let me suck your d*ck
Oh, things that Tim Dawg was sayin
Yeah, that's it right now
Oh yeah!
C'mon keep goin, man, hurry up!
Uhh, uhh, VCRs, oh, TVs and s**t
All them sox and s**t
Oh, that box in your room and s**t
Oh, Oh, I s**t came up on loot!
Thats it, Thats it right there
Yeah, that's it c'mon hurry up, man, hurry up
Uhh, En Vogue, oh, Halle, Halle, Halle Berry
s**t, girls? oh, bad girls?
Yo, uhh, your Auntie Clarisse
Oh, girls I wanna fk
That s**t right there, that s**t
C'mon, hurry up we got five seconds
O.K., O.K., oh, oh, I know Doc
Dre gonna do my music and s**t, uhh, uhh
Snoop and me, we go to the swap meet
Oh! oh, I know, I know!
Things that be sayin to get the p*ssy!
Thats it, thats it right there!
That s**t, That s**t
Gimme my motherfkin weed, Gimme my motherfkin weed!
It's alright, baby!
Gimme my weed, gimme my 35 dollars to go to the motherfkin swap meet! Biittch! Uhh, uhh, uhh, uhh ...
I'm in the money, I'm in the money, I'm in the money, I'm in the money!!!!
* show theme song outro *
