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Back when the world was new
the planet earth was down on its luck
and everywhere gigantic brutes
called titans ran amock
it was a nasty place
there was a mess
wherever you stepped
where chaos reigned
and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept
and then along came zeus - he hurled his thonderbolt-
he zapped!
locked those suckers in a vault!
they're trapped!
and on his own stopped chaos in its tracks.
and that's the gospel truth!
the guy was too type a to just relax.
and that's the world's first dish.
zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth.
though, honey, it may seem impossible.
that's the gospel truth!
on mount Olympus life was neat.
and smooth as sweet vermouth.
though, honey, it may seem impossible.
that's the gospel truth.