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Who does she think she is? that girl has tangled with
The wrong man! no one says no to gaston!
Heh heh. darn right.
Dismissed! rejected! publicly humiliated! why, it's
More than i can bear.
More beer?
What for? nothing helps. i'm disgraced.
Who, you? never! gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as gaston
No one's quick as gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any tom, dick or stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
No one's been like gaston