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Excuse me trooper will you be needing any packets
Today? yo b don't be throwin' on my jacket ok?
Cool just trying to get your attention
So you can take a look at this invention
Now peep these i got some more in my jacket
[man what are these condoms?] uh uh: sex packets
It's like a pill you can either chew it up
Or like an alka seltzer dissolve it in a cup
And get this: see the girl on the cover?
You black out, and she becomes your lover
[you're trippin] no, i'm serious, these are authentic
[yeah, well i don't take hallucenogenics]
Wrong again, my man, this is way more real
But since you know everything, i'll make someone else a deal
Yeah he's the packet man
Yeah he's the packet man