Оригинален текст
All that's cool but, yo, what's up with me and you?
Chorus x2
See the blind mice? We the blind mice
Trying to get in where we fit in
Doing anything to be down
Two hundred million blind mice
Running through this town
Shock-G
Patty Cake, Patty Cake I heard your man
Wears a gold Rolex and put a diamond on your hand
Money B
The Itsy-Bitsy Spider was a whoridah
Said he met the judge's daughter and went up inside her
Shock-G
House, there's a Mouse who Runs Around the Clock snitching
Who he hitting, I think he hit it raw cause he be itching
Money B
Shimmy, Shimmy Cocoa Pop, the glock went pop
Tell me, tell me who shooting and who got shot
Malia
Ring Around the Rosie, a pocket full of blow
Everybody know the hop got you moving slow
Humpty-Hump
Pinocchio says ignore my nose, you can trust him
I saw Bill in the back of Capitol Hill with Lil' Miss muf*in
Shock-G
Little Boys in Blue and Red Riding in the Hood
Heard the Big Bad Wolf said he never used the n-word
He huffs and puffs, he'll snuff you in an alley
But the Three Little Pigs scurry back to Simi Valley
Money B
Goldilocks went to cop some little boy brown
Should've stuck with the snow cause the brown cut her down
Humpty-Hump
The Itsy-Bitsy Spider at the National Enquirer
Said the mayor told Niola to bend over or he'll fire her
Shock-G
The freaky Old Lady In The Shoe downtown
Is a brown sugar mommy, wants to pay to lick me down
Humpty-Hump
The Big Bad lady Wolf said that she knew me
She huffed and she puffed and she .. mmmmm!
Shock-G
Three grinding mice
Trying to make a life called three strikes
The rat got three to five, two got life
Those Three Blind Mice
Humpty-Hump
Now, Tom Thumb jumped up and said "I got one,
David Duke and Farrakhan riding side-by-side on the top gun"
Shock-G
Hickory d*ckory Dock, each day I hear a new shock
The Cat in the Hat told me he be seeing Tupac
Rashida
Cinderella told me you was paid, if it's all true
Simon Says you can grab the hat, sink and fall through
Black Ty
"Somebodys sleeping in my bed, getting my head
Now his broad is on the stroll getting my bread"
Humpty-Hump
And Humpty Dumpty leaning against the wall
Couldn't figure out the meaning of it all..
What's the meaning, whats the meaning of life
Shock-G
Little Bo Peep is weeping, I hate to see you cry
Sometimes guys lie when your thighs are above you
Mother May I say you denied the evidence
The frog was only a prince when he loved you
Money B
Virgin Mary Poppins popping game, said she never had sex
Now shes popping X, talking about "whos next?"
Clee
Scooby went to scoop another scooby sack from sh*ggy
Scooby will do anything: hops, weed or cavi
Humpty-Hump
Old Mother Hubbard's got a cupboard full of lotto tickets
A fat stack from way back cause she's pack rat
Shock-G
Mother Goose hit me on the cell phone, said granny
Got her healthcare pulled, had to move to Miami
Money B
Poppa Bear got no time for Baby Bear
Can't stop to feel the breeze in the race for the cheese
Clee
Peter Pan's in the White House dealing
Keeping the money out my hands, making me out to be the villain
Humpty-Hump
Humpty Dumpty looking at the moon, leaning on the wall
Still couldn't figure out the meaning of it all..
Chorus x2
Shock-G
Patty Cake, Patty Cake, can I be your man?
My cash flow's low but bro's got the master plan
Humpty-Hump
Patty Cake, Patty Cake, can I be your lover
I'm wealthy in the mind and I'm healthy under covers
Rashida
Papa Bear, Papa Bear, to put it modestly
I like diamonds & pearls but I'll settle for some honesty
Money B (Shock-G)
Patty Cake, Patty Cake, can I hit your soda
I'm thirsty and I'm out (Yo, this nursery rhyme's over)