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(Marvin Hamlisch/Ed Kleban)
It was then I decided to call the doctor
For my appointment to buy what?
t*ts and ass, shall I buy a fancy pair?
Tightened up that derriere
Did the nose with it, all that goes with it
t*ts and ass, you can knock and someone's there
Shake the new maracas and you're fine
t*ts and ass, can change your life
Would they change mine
Wouldn't cost a fortune, neither
Wouldn't hurt my sex life either
It's a gas, I have never seen a pair
Chorus girl or movie star or wife
t*ts and ass, oh yeah, T and A
t*ts and as* can change your life